Wednesday, March 11, 2009

What will happen if you put rock in the freezer for two days?

One of the most pointless questions I have ever come across:

How to I get a penny out of my girlfriend's butt?

*facepalm*

Why does steam come out of my vagina????!?

Ah, the classic steamy vagina
Original has been deleted obviously

My girlfriend and I are madly in love. What is the best way for us to get enraged?

Spelling makes all the difference sometimes:

I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?

Appropriate answer:

My Boyfriend Has Skin Cancer?

Sure, only men are shallow:

Help! My water just broke but I need to finish watching this hilarious movie on youtube?

Her child will be so proud to read this one day: